Presumptuous much

I was walking home the other day and while i was walking i noticed my shoelaces were undone so I bent down to tie them up and as I did I noticed a car slowly rolling up to me, so I quickly started walking. I would occasionally turn to look over my shoulder and the car was still there following me. I started to got really freaked and tried to remember what my self-defense instructor said if someone tried to grab you from behind he said 'stand on their toe, wait or was it elbow them in the stomach, ah shit i cant remember!'

So I'm walking along trying to remember the moves and also trying to pretend that I didn't know they were fowling me then I realized that the person in the car was looking for a house number and pulled into a house in front of me and the driver said 'afternoon' to me as he was getting out of the car into the house!

That made my think how awkward it would be if I punched him! Then that made me think how many time does a freaky guy walk behind you or a car following you and how funny would it be if you turned around and screamed rape and then he person said like 'um...what??'

On another note the quote of the day is

''A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Wilson Mizner

A xx